As you set out to identify with your favorite celebrity, or your celebrity power animal–see my post on Alec Baldwin–this helpful clip can help you understand the difference between a bear and a cougar. I get the feeling this will lead to a whole slew of match.com updates.
In case you didn’t know, bears have officially merged with the mainstream. For better or worse 30 Rock let us have it last week, just in time for Folsom. In the latest episode Alec Baldwin, one of my all time secret crushes, acknowledges his hirsute, husky sexiness to the gay community. Dawning a beard at the beginning of the episode he punches it up into full gear as he plots to seduce a gay interior designer with his Daddy Bear Prowess…AMAZING. All for the love of elk tongue…a color, not a food.