TurDunkin’ Doughnut Turkey; Cough Syrup Sundae; Strawberry Pop Tartes ::Unwholesome Foods::

I just discovered a new blog that is truly antithesis of healthy eating, Unwholesome Foods. Eat enough of these dishes and you will truly be living life XXXL.

I pulled some favorites from their blog to share. You should definitely visit their full site.

TurDunkin
The turDunkin’ is a turkey brined in Dunkin’ Donuts coolattas, stuffed with munchkins and served with coffee gravy and mashed hash browns. The turDunkin’ should not be confused with the hot meaty mess that is a turducken, which is a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken.

Sprinkles make everything better

Cough Syrup Sundae
This ice cream recipe is for anyone who loves their cocktails so sickeningly sweet that their friends say “Gah, it tastes just like cough syrup!” because this ice cream actually does taste just like cough syrup.

A note about dosage: This recipe uses 180 mL of cough syrup to produce about 1 L of ice cream. The adult dose is 2 tsp (10 mL) every 4 hours, so one adult dose is 1/18th of the ice cream produced. The dose is on the order of a scoop of ice cream, but if you want to be precise, we suggest you don’t take your medicine by ice cream.

A throwback to junior HIGH

Strawberry Pop Tarte
Pop Tarts: A source of wholesome childhood memories and unwholesome artificial colors.  They aren’t just for breakfast anymore!  We at Unwholesome Foods have melded them with strawberry soda to create an elegant dessert.

The Original Pop Tart

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One response

  1. KB

    That website is vomitus! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit :(

    January 25, 2011 at 2:11 pm

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